My Guide to Doing Laundry

laundry 3

Every one has their own laundry process. Here’s mine!

 

  • Monday: Look at pile of laundry and think to yourself, “I have to do laundry.”
  • Tuesday: Look at pile of laundry and say aloud, “I have to do laundry.”
  • Wednesday: Repeat Tuesday.
  • Thursday: Look at pile of laundry and say aloud, “I really have to do laundry.”
  • Friday: Get quarters to do said laundry.
  • Saturday: Do Laundry
  • Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday  of the following week: Let clean laundry sit in the basket and get dressed out of that basket every day, while yelling obscenities because you can’t find matching socks.
  • Repeat this cycle until you have a mental breakdown.

Leave a comment