
Every one has their own laundry process. Here’s mine!
- Monday: Look at pile of laundry and think to yourself, “I have to do laundry.”
- Tuesday: Look at pile of laundry and say aloud, “I have to do laundry.”
- Wednesday: Repeat Tuesday.
- Thursday: Look at pile of laundry and say aloud, “I really have to do laundry.”
- Friday: Get quarters to do said laundry.
- Saturday: Do Laundry
- Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday of the following week: Let clean laundry sit in the basket and get dressed out of that basket every day, while yelling obscenities because you can’t find matching socks.
- Repeat this cycle until you have a mental breakdown.