Your apartment is a mess but you have no desire to actually do anything about it.  Don’t worry, I HAVE A PLAN.

Now this is not a permanent solution to your problem but it’s effective in the short-term.  Take all of the sh*t that’s bothering you and shove it in your closet and shut the door.  Just try not to go into your closet for as long as possible and bask in the glow of artificial order while you can.  See the results below: