How to Effectively Yell On the Phone and Lower Your Cable Bill

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I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore!

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a racket (that I’m not in charge of ) and most cable companies fall into this category.  A thought you might have: You still have cable?  Yes, I’m not cool enough to give it up, you smug hipster. Continue reading

What’s in MY BAG?

 

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US Weekly has a popular segment, “What’s in My Bag?” that let’s us peer into celebrities’ purses and since I’m borderline narcissistic, it always makes me feel like shit.  So in the vain of this self esteem crushing magazine column, I’d like to do the opposite for my reader (s) and let you peer into my bag, which is more like a peasant’s purse. Continue reading