In just one simple step!

Change your boyfriend or girlfriend’s name in your phone to a different name.  So say you’re dating a ROY, change it to SKYLER – instantly more mysterious.  The next four times ROY texts you it will be really exciting because SKYLER’S name will pop up on your phone, and BAM!  Just like that, you’ve taken a lover without any of the time and guilt commitment, because honestly who has the time for that?   In the examples below, observe how the boring mundane parts of couplehood, instantly become spicier when said by SKYLAR.  And even better, ROY never has to know!