I’ve taken up a new hobby; forehead watching. It recently occurred to me that everyone’s foreheads either don’t move or move justttt enough that you don’t notice they’re not really moving. I engage in my new hobby at home on my couch while I watch TV and in the aisles of Target. The foreheads are frozen onscreen and in person. We’ve reached the era of everyone has botox, and this realization has left me unsettled.

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